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Washed & Dangerous - Heavyweight Cotton T-shirt

Washed & Dangerous - Heavyweight Cotton T-shirt

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Washed & Dangerous
You might be older, slower, and nursing a knee that clicks like a metronome — but you're still a threat. This tee is for legends who’ve seen it all, iced the bruises, and still lace ‘em up with swagger. Whether you're a retired beer-league hero or just a little too winded after one flight of stairs, this shirt says: Yeah, I’ve peaked… but I’m still not safe to play against.

Gildan 5000: The T-Shirt Equivalent of a Reliable Pickup Truck
The Gildan 5000 is the heavyweight champ of basic tees — built like a tank, feels like a hug from your uncle, and has been the uniform of family reunions, beer league teams, questionable bachelor parties, and "voluntold" work events since time began.

Made from 100% cotton and roughly 43% nostalgia, this shirt can survive a chili cook-off, three wash cycles too many, and a weekend camping trip without ever losing its shape (or dignity). It’s not soft like butter — it’s soft like, “This’ll break in after a few washes and I respect that.”

  • Tear off tag eliminates scratchy neck
  • Printed in USA
  • Sustainable Production processes

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.9 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 63.8
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9

 

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